do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I'm having to shit out rocks
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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