True but thats because hes a fetus.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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