when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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