I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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