I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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