I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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