So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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