So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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