we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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