is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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