is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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