You really coming over, don't trick.
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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