I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Randomize
