Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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