question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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