i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
All I want is dick and wine.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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