talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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