Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
