she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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