sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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