I've blown a few things in my day
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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