If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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