You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
whose parrot is this?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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