we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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