I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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