I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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