So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
