Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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