apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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