Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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