arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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