think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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