Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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