Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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