I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
