I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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