No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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