girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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