no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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