Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
my liver is dry heaving
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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