Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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