JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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