I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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