...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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