I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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