Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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