normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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