Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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