I don't think brook has ever known best
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Randomize
