I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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