Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
im on a boat
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