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Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....

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(937): View more from Ohio

bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome

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(440): View more from Ohio

Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.

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(513): View more from Ohio

you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar

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(503): View more from Oregon

I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.

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(518): View more from New York

I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.

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(845): View more from New York

He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him

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(239): View more from Florida

I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.

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