smell my finger.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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