Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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