You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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