You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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